Confession is Good for the Soul

Sometimes you just need to get it out, right? These posts will be light, funny tid-bits that will give you more of an insight of who Jessica Calvery is.
1) I still sleep with a teddy bear. I am a grown woman that still sleeps with a teddy bear, and I am not ashamed. It’s name is Sugar, and my “future husband” got it for me. My precious roommate, Amber, got him for me last year on Valentine’s Day along with a coffee cup that you can write on with chalk. She wrote me a letter from my future husband. But really I’m not supposed to know it was her. Shhh! Isn’t that presh? I thought so!

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2) I hate the neighbor’s dogs! Like…a LOT! I have never said that about any puppy dog…ever. Even the ones that bit me, but these things are the spawn of satan. Legit! They bite everyone’s ankles and poop on our porch. They’re evil. I’ve begun to bring a glass of water with me every time I go to my car, and I just cover them if they start charging me. I have conditioned them to know that if they come to bite my ankles they are gonna’ get wet! So now, they yap from their yard line. Then, as soon as we’re gone or not looking they come poop on our porch in retaliation. Grrrr

Okay, you're hired. This time though, we're going for the real thing! They're Yorkies. You can take them. :)

3) Seeing fathers playing with their young children makes me happy! This is probably because I know how much children NEED that. So dads that are awesome and actually spend time with their children, I commend you, and I like you a little bit. Dead beat dads, MAN UP!!!

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4) I cannot remember anything. I cannot leave the house without coming back at least once because I have forgotten something. When I tell Amber bye she says bye in return but gives me a look that says, “I know you’re coming back”. Ha! I’m like Dory. It’s ridiculous.

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5) I secretly want to be a princess. Ha! But really…I want to have a princess type wedding dress with the bunches on the bottom. I want a tiara to hold on my veil. I even like the princess cut on a diamond. Ha! (It’s not because it’s named “princess”. I just happen to think it’s beautiful.) My Daddy is the King. I can be a princess if I want! Ha 

6) Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew are my favorite. A Dr Pepper just for men?!? Pssh that makes me want to go buy one. Lol Tell me I can’t, and it translates to me as a challenge. I know it’s all part of marketing because men think diet drinks are “girly”, but just because they said it was for men I’m going to get one. Hmmmph!

7) I can’t blow up balloons. My throat makes this funny noise, and I can’t get enough air out. I can tie them, but I cannot blow them up.

8) I fully believe guys should open the car door no matter how long you have been together. It’s just precious, and it basically takes no effort to tell her in a small way that she’s special.

Whew! Well, that felt good to get off of my chest! Have a great week reader friends!

Shaped by Grace,

Jessica Nicole